Minneapolis H3 logo Hash House Harriers
Founded May 1990

Drink. R*n. Be Merry.

Minneapolis Hash House Harriers is the Twin Cities drinking club with a running problem. Every week, a new trail is created using chalk and flour that the runners must complete to find the beer stop. The hash happens every week, all year long. It does not stop in the winter.

First-timers and travelers are welcome, but read our guide and rules first.

Our marquee annual event is No Wimps, which happens on the statistically coldest day of the year.

About 10-30 people every week
3 - 6 mile trail
Walkers and runners both welcome
Beer + non-alcoholic options
Circle, songs, drinks and food nearby after trail
Upcoming Trails

Hash Calendar

The exact start spot changes every week. Use the calendar for upcoming runs, and check the Facebook pages for day-of details and trail chatter.

Weekly Rhythm

Two ways to hash in the Twin Cities

Sunday Kennel

Minneapolis H3

MH3 meets every Sunday. During Daylight Saving Time (the summer one) the pack gathers at 3 pm; when the clocks roll back in the winter, it shifts to 2 pm.

When Every Sunday
Hash Cash Free first time, then $6
Start Rotates around the metro
After Circle, songs, drinks
Thursday Sister Kennel

Twin Titties Thirstday H3

T3H3 meets every Thursday at 7 pm. Trails are roughly 3 to 4 miles. Bring a headlamp.

When Every Thursday, 7 pm
Hash Cash $5
Trail Style A-A and usually live
House Rule Don't be a Richard
Good habit

Check Facebook the day of trail for the exact meeting spot, what to bring, and any last-minute weather nonsense.

New to Hashing?

What to expect on trail

If you have never hashed before, start here.

Short version

One or more hares lay trail with flour or whatever else makes sense that week. The pack then runs, or walks the trail. Front runners usually work out the checks; the walkers follow the noise.

Expect a beer stop somewhere in the middle, then a regroup at the finish for circle, songs, mockery, beverages, and a nearby place for drinks and food (the on-after).

Bring this stuff

  • Shoes that you don't mind getting a little dirty.
  • Layers, especially in winter, plus dry clothes for the ride home if conditions are moist.
  • Cash (or Zelle) to pay, your ID for on-after.
  • A headlamp for dark-season trails, especially in the winter.
  • A sense of humor and the ability to laugh at yourself. Crude and lewd jokes and songs are part of the culture. Your uptight friend that gets offended by everything will not enjoy this.
House Rules

Don't be a Richard

Adults only

MH3 is a social group built around trail chaos, songs with adult humor, and drinking. You must be of legal drinking age in order to participate, there are no exceptions.

Etiquette

Be decent to your fellow hashers, respectful to the neighborhoods we move through, and responsible with alcohol.

Don't litter your cans, hashers aren't trashers.

Driving drunk is illegal, stupid and dangerous and you should not do it. Know your limits.

Adult humor happens; harassment is not part of the deal.

Nomenclature

Enough jargon to survive your first hash

Hare

The person setting trail, planting confusion, and arranging refreshments.

Pack

The group chasing trail, from front-running check breakers to the walkers.

Chalk Talk

The hare describes what chalk marks will be present, including any special marks, before the trail begins.

Shiggy

The rough, messy, stupid, swampy, brushy, or snowy parts that make the trail memorable.

Beer Stop

A strategically placed pause in the trail, usually with beer, NA drinks and water.

Circle

The post-trail ceremony where songs happen and trail sins are publicly revisited.

Check

A check is a break in the trail. Hashers must find the correct path, indicated by 3 marks. Wait for an experienced hasher if you're unsure what to do here.

On-On

What a front-runner says when they are on course, or after they have broken a check.

Signature Chaos

Special events

No Wimps event graphic
January · Marquee event

No Wimps

A long annual winter endurance test on one of the coldest days of the year. Hashers travel from all over the world to determine if they are worthy.

Early Summer

Red Dress R*n

A charity trail for a local cause, usually held near the start of summer. Wear red, expect extra beer stops, and do not dress for dignity.

Mid Summer

Hot Mess Hash

T3H3's summertime disaster, with multiple hydration stops, at least one bailout, and about 10 miles of fully avoidable stupidity.

Late Summer

Spew-A-Thon

The annual campout: trails, food, games, shenanigans, and enough campground nonsense to justify its own recovery week.

Fall

Pink Dress R*n

T3H3's annual fundraiser supporting the Firefly Sisterhood. Expect dressing up in pink, multiple trails, potential bar hopping, and a good cause.

Resources

Useful links and nearby kennels

History

Old logo, old photos

MH3 has been hashing in the Twin Cities since 1990.